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Extreme F**k Me Silly Dude! Mega Masturbator

Big presence, big confidence, zero subtlety. F**k Me Silly Dude! Mega shows up ready to be handled!

This ultra-realistic, life-size fantasy piece brings serious weight, sculpted detail, and a sturdy feel that stays put once play begins. The soft outer layer warms with your touch, while a supportive core keeps everything feeling grounded and convincingly real. Prop it, bend it, or position it however the mood strikes.

Designed for hands-on fun, the flexible build lets you adjust angles and pressure easily, with a satisfyingly firm feel that holds its shape. It’s immersive without being fussy and built for those who like their fantasies bold and committed.

Cleanup is simple with warm soapy water and a thorough dry. Pair with a quality water-based lube for the best experience.

  • Length: 27.25"/69.2cm 
  • Width: 9"/48.3cm (across chest) 
  • Height: 11.25"/28.6cm at 
  • Cock: 8"/20.3cm long and 1.75"/4.45cm wide 
$174.96

Original: $499.90

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Extreme F**k Me Silly Dude! Mega Masturbator

$499.90

$174.96

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Big presence, big confidence, zero subtlety. F**k Me Silly Dude! Mega shows up ready to be handled!

This ultra-realistic, life-size fantasy piece brings serious weight, sculpted detail, and a sturdy feel that stays put once play begins. The soft outer layer warms with your touch, while a supportive core keeps everything feeling grounded and convincingly real. Prop it, bend it, or position it however the mood strikes.

Designed for hands-on fun, the flexible build lets you adjust angles and pressure easily, with a satisfyingly firm feel that holds its shape. It’s immersive without being fussy and built for those who like their fantasies bold and committed.

Cleanup is simple with warm soapy water and a thorough dry. Pair with a quality water-based lube for the best experience.

  • Length: 27.25"/69.2cm 
  • Width: 9"/48.3cm (across chest) 
  • Height: 11.25"/28.6cm at 
  • Cock: 8"/20.3cm long and 1.75"/4.45cm wide 

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